$$Lauren$$
06-04-2006, 06:10 AM
A little boy asks his mom one day how old she is. She replies that it isn't nice for young boys to ask older women their age. He goes to school the next day and tells his friend what his mother told him. The friend then tells the young boy that he doesn't need his mother to tell him, he can learn everything on her drivers license. The little boy proceeds home and looks at the drivers license. When his mom comes home he tells her that he knows everything about her. He knows her weight, height, age, full name, hair and eye color. And he says "Mommy why did you get an F in sex?"
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