Threejarr
05-30-2006, 04:58 PM
Don’t Get Caught Drinking And Driving
April 20th 2006 Posted to Chuckles Edit
One day, two rednecks name Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of beers.
The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it’s a po-leece roadblock! We’re gonna fer drinkin’ these here beers.”
“Don’t worry Bubba, Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, pull off the label and stick it to our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat.”
“What fer?” asked Bubba “Just let me do the talkin’, okay?” said Earl.
They finished their beers threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the label on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “Have you boys been drinking?”
“No sir.” said Earl, “we’re on the patch.”
April 20th 2006 Posted to Chuckles Edit
One day, two rednecks name Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of beers.
The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it’s a po-leece roadblock! We’re gonna fer drinkin’ these here beers.”
“Don’t worry Bubba, Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, pull off the label and stick it to our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat.”
“What fer?” asked Bubba “Just let me do the talkin’, okay?” said Earl.
They finished their beers threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the label on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “Have you boys been drinking?”
“No sir.” said Earl, “we’re on the patch.”