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[MELANIE@BLINKYOU]

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My name is Melanie and I will be the moderator of this forum. Please feel free to to post here with anything funny. It can be jokes, videos, pictures, whatever. Also, feel free to offer suggestions to users looking for help if you know the answer to the question they are asking! As always, please keep it clean, and do not post any personal information such as address or phone numbers!:)

[Juciy A]

a man comes home from work and fines his wife sliding up and down the staircase, and asks her what are you doing? she says warming up our dinner.... ha ha ha ha ha ha....

[PTOWN ART]

I Got 1 Your Mama So Stuped She Went Drive Byein With Spit Balls

[JESUS17]

I Got One Funny Check It Out And Tell Me What Yall Think

Yo Moma Is So Fat That She Uses A Paint Roller To Put Her Lipstick On.

Yo Moma So Stupid That When She Got Locked Up In The Furniture Store He Sleeped In The Floor.

Yo Moma Is So Old That When I Told Her To Act Her Age The Lady Die.

Reply If You Got Some Good Ones Laters Peace Out Im Out

[nayeasha]

roses are red violets are corny
when i think of you,
you make me horny
eat me,bete me,bite me suck me i enjoy when you fuck me

^thats my joke^:D

[BABY~Q]

yo momma so stupid she got lock in tha grocery store and starved

[sweetangurl]

yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet said 1,2,3 get ur fat but off of me!!!
:oink: :oink:

[BaBi_FaCe]

Ur momma so stupied that when she went out side onto the rain with her rain coat everyone was yelling **** TAXI****:oink:

[Latin_Mami458]

I have a couple of yo momma jokes. Sum suck asss tho.


Yo mammas so stupid she locked her self in the bathroom and pissed her pants
Yo mammas so stupid she thought meow mix was a cd for cats\
Yo mammas so stupid she thought a bus full of white kids was a twinki
Yo mammas so stuid she stuck a fire cracker up her butt and screamed fire in th hole
Yo mammas so fat the british clamed her as the new world
Yo mammas so fat when she sat im the monster truck she turned it into a low rider.

that all i remember

[nolans_gurl<3]

ur momas so ugly...when she walked in the bank..they turned all the cameras off..haha:D :D :D

[hott_cheetahgirl]

i got one but it sucks dicks!


your mama so fucking stupid she thought she was your daddy.





lol how remarkable!:running:

[billy jordan]

yo mama is so fat when she step on the scale it said phone number and her aera cod

[hott_cheetahgirl]

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE UGLY WHEN I LOOK AT YOU YOUR FUGLY! TRY THAT BITCH:hmmmmm: :meow

[hott_cheetahgirl]

I LIKE FUCKERS THEY LIKE ME! WE MAKE A PERFECT FUCKING FAMILY:oink:

[PiXiE8312]

ok ok ok ok I got one to top all of your moma jokes.. you ready for this?!?!?!









your mom!...
what now??!!?!!!?

[beardedwonder]

:confused:

[xenosagaissmymovie]

flip the fishsticks yo.







ok i got the most funniest mama joke ever.

here it is: you mama so stupid she sold her only car for gas money($20)

[itschahat]

The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.

It began, Daddy fell into the well last week

Teachet and student

My goodness! the teacher exclaimed. Is he all right?

He must be, said the boy. He stopped yelling for help from yesterday.

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- Chahat

[itschahat]

There once were four guys.
One guy was brought up in a hospital and all he knew how to say was "I did it! I did it!"

Then there was a guy who was brought up in a restaurant and all he knew how to say was "forks and knives!"

Then there was a guy brought up in a candy shop and all he knew how to say was "goodie goodie gum drops!"

Then the fourth guy was brought up in a glade plug in store and all he knew how to say was "plug it in! plug it in!"

One day they all met in a park and there was this dead guy on a bench.


A cop walks up and says who did this and the first guy said "I did it! I did it!"

And the cop says how did you do this and the second guy said "forks and knives!"

The cop says what do you have to say for your selves and the third guy says "goodie goodie gum drops!"

Then the cop says you are all going in the electric chair any last words and the fourth guy says "plug it in! plug it in!"

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- Chahat

http://www.JokesDuniya.com

[itschahat]

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....

**********

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."

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And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

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- Chahat

http://www.JokesDuniya.com

[kissmelater]

i was peeing in a gasoline station's public restroom when i saw this ads.. this is for real.. i can't stop laughing..
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[niaz05]

I have a couple of yo momma jokes. Sum suck asss tho.


Yo mammas so stupid she locked her self in the bathroom and pissed her pants
Yo mammas so stupid she thought meow mix was a cd for cats\
Yo mammas so stupid she thought a bus full of white kids was a twinki
Yo mammas so stuid she stuck a fire cracker up her butt and screamed fire in th hole
Yo mammas so fat the british clamed her as the new world
Yo mammas so fat when she sat im the monster truck she turned it into a low rider.

that all i remember

this is funny jokes . this is nice and fine.

[makhno]

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
“DO YOU HEAR THAT?”
“What?”
“Never mind, it’s gone now.”
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce “No, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”

[Danielrock]

Hey everyone, and welcome to the "Meeting Place- Funny jokes,stories, videos and more" forum here at blinkyou.com!

My name is Melanie and I will be the moderator of this forum. Please feel free to to post here with anything funny. It can be jokes, videos, pictures, whatever. Also, feel free to offer suggestions to users looking for help if you know the answer to the question they are asking! As always, please keep it clean, and do not post any personal information such as address or phone numbers!
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[canadian]

A guy walks into a bar and says to bartender give
four shots of your best scotch right now. The
bartender pours them up and sets them in front of
the man. The man slams back all four of them one
right after the other.

Bartender says "man you must be in a hurry"

The man says "you would be to if you had only
twenty-five cents."

[fisherman01]

i got one why did the man walk across the street??? because he couldn't fit in the car he was naked and fat in the car:D

[sanil]

Yeah that is realy funny. i like it. thankzzz

[jaman11]

Love is a lady don't touch her body
If you touch her body you will become daddy
So always use Raja (its brand condom of our country Raja= King) to Save Rani (Rani = Queen)

:D:D:D

[zl407hihi255]

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[carl123]

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
:)

[aaronblack]

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
:)

Lol, good one there !!

[aaronblack]

flip the fishsticks yo.







ok i got the most funniest mama joke ever.

here it is: you mama so stupid she sold her only car for gas money($20)


Dang !! Some mama jokes are too good here ! :jumps: